Allright, Monday...

Allright, Monday.  Here's how it's gonna go down.  I need something to occupy my time, so when my phone goes off for the second time tomorrow, it's gonna be for a job interview.  When I open the mailbox, I'm going to see my transcipts and my diploma from the university.  When I go on my post office adventure, it WILL go smoothly.  When I call the CO law enforcement, they will speak English, not look-how-many-unhelpful-legal-words-I-can-use-in-my-nonhelpful-response-to-your-questions.  When I call the OTE, I wil learn that the institutional recommendation IS as easy as it looks.  When I go to my audition, I will knock it out of the park and I WILL hit every high A in that damn piece flawlessly.  And when the majority of this list has occured on Monday, I WILL have a delicious drink!  YEAH!